
Well, now I can say that is true. Sure, the zombie thing is fun, but we're all about being prepared for other scenarios.
In any case I recently purchased @deviantollam's 1999 GMC Yukon for a "BOV" or Bug Out Vehicle. While we are intending to bug out in place, we still need something we can bounce around on rough roads, clear cars from roads, or use in various tactical or "farm work" situations.

Originally I was looking for a 1995-1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee locally on Craigslist, because they are EVERYWHERE that you look here in the Northeast, and that's important for spare parts when things go wrong - a full rolling stock on folk' driveways or out of gas on the highway.
Unfortunately, I spent 18 months looking within our budget, only had one good deal which was sold out from under me 10 minutes before I arrived. When the deal from Deviant came up, I was all over it.
Now, Larry, aren't you compromising your rolling spare parts? No. Here's where doing your research ahead of time on a vehicle can come in handy. Turns out that the GMC Yukon for this year shares tons of parts with other GMC and Chevy models (across several model years), including the 1500 Sierra and Suburban. Knowing that, I look out the front door across the street in the neighbors driveway and see spare parts parked there as their "boat tower". SCORE.
Now I see spare rolling donor vehicles all over the road.

So, what's the plan? Well, @deviantollam left me with a great platform. He had already installed some oversized tires and rough terrain shocks - and kept impeccable maintenance records. So, we've got a few things to do (in no particular) order:
Safety/Mechanical
- Brakes
- Oil leak (looks like oil pan gasket)
- Tie Rod/Idler arm (a little steering slop)
- Tune up, etc.
Survival
- Solar battery trickle charger (on hand, needs install)
- Buy/Build full roof safari rack (plan in mind, just need time)
- Buy/Build steel front push bar
- Buy/Build steel front bumper, with plow push plates
- Buy/Build steel rear bumper, with storage for Jerry cans
- Install adjustable rear air shocks (we'll be adding lots of weight in gear and add-ons)
- Install appropriately sized winch (on the hunt...)
- Install floodlights on safari rack (purchase in progress, bought one store out already...)
- "Emergency" light bypass for tail lights, backup lights, headlights, interior (don't want them on on an all dark mission! - Plan in place, parts being acquired)
- Remote controlled roof mounted turretwith remote and nighttime video aiming (for either lethal or non-lethal ordinance - have a plan, but needs construction and parts replacement time)
- Glass/Human protection with Expanded steel over windows (have a plan, and can even discharge weapon/pay tolls from within vehicle. Windshield a problem.)
- Second battery (need to acquire proper sized deep cycle marine battery, and possible high output alternator upgrade)
- Car hacking (home brew car computer, Miles to Empty, fuel consumption, etc.)
- Interior gear storage solution, including EMP for comms gear
Comms
- Ham Radio (HF and VHF radio on hand, needs install, and both antennas. Research in progress)
- CB Radio (On hand, needs repair and antenna)
- WiFi Mesh networking (On hand, needs install and antenna and mount)
- Wiring upgrade (extra battery, extension for comms gear)
The Future
- As time and budget allow:- Acquisition of spare parts
- Engine swap (either carbeurator/points Chevy or diesel, diesel preferred)



As the saying goes 'Knowledge is power' so it would be a good idea to maintain a library so that you can have the information on hand should you need it. I found a nice collection of PDF documents that contain all sorts of handy information.
So why prepare? Everyone knows the story of the grass hopper that spent the summer playing and died in the winter. Right now its summer so lets all play right? well some of us, an ever growing number have decided we choose to prepare for what we feel is the coming winter. Some would argue there is no end to the summer that it will continue forever. Their computers start up in the morning, the lights come on all of life's modern conveniences are right there at your fingertips. Well for a lot of the worlds population that is true... for a lot it is not. Either way people who prepare for some world altering event have been characterized as crazy out there. This is not helped when certain cable channels profile us on TV and get us to say they are preparing for cataclysmic events like the Myan myth, Terrorist attack, or WW3. If you do some Google searches for people that appear on said shows even say it themselves that 'prepping' is boring and makes for poor TV. So they are encouraged to say sensationalist things like Super Volcano, Nuclear attack, and Zombies. That is what makes for good TV and also makes for good ridicule by 'normal' people. That is fine as you noticed we are Survival Nerds thus we are already socially awkward. So the snicker of normal people is nothing new. What ever our true reason is for 'prepping' it doesn't matter. We feel its something we should do as not doing it would be irresponsible to our friends and family. Maybe we just don't like being dependent on our government or the belief that our society has nothing to fear. Things change and you probably will not be consulted if that is okay with you or given a vote. For me I feel its just a good idea in case of some natural disaster you are not dependent on search and rescue to survive. See thats not that exciting nor is it something to be on TV for. Its simply don't spend your resources on me I have taken care of my self. Tell rescue to move on and help someone else that needs it more than me. Sure the thought of a economic collapse is sexy and sounds probable with out of control debt and widening partisanship in Washington is scary and TV / Movie worthy but has a lower probability of happening. and if most of these world wide cataclysmic events were to happen you may soon wish you were at ground zero no matter how prepared you are. A extinction level event is just that, and no preparing will help you.